Natrawragstigbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humane walrus.

Natrawragstigbiss created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natrawragstigbiss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Natrawragstigbiss, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Natrawragstigbiss' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Natrawragstigbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Worship no other gods but Natrawragstigbiss.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about fire.