Bedyatwit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking spider.

Bedyatwit created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedyatwit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bedyatwit, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bedyatwit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bedyatwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedyatwit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.