Wikyimveen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain grasshopper.

Wikyimveen created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikyimveen, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wikyimveen, he will turn you into a dog.

Wikyimveen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wikyimveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Always wear red.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.