Cussrilban is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cussrilban created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussrilban, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cussrilban, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cussrilban's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cussrilban's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. You must love Cussrilban.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cussrilban.

5. Hide from orange swans for they are unholy.