Quartwothun is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring wyrm.

Quartwothun created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartwothun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quartwothun, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Quartwothun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Quartwothun's Holy Commandments

1. Quartwothun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Do not drink alcohol.