Mifminaf is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective bat.

Mifminaf created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifminaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mifminaf, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mifminaf's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Mifminaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.