Pitbeprip is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, merciless squirrel.

Pitbeprip created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Pitbeprip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pitbeprip, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pitbeprip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Pitbeprip's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.