Hinstragnak Gutvinfumkabril is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, intelligent skunk.

Hinstragnak Gutvinfumkabril created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinstragnak Gutvinfumkabril, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hinstragnak Gutvinfumkabril, he will make you grow a tail.

Hinstragnak Gutvinfumkabril's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hinstragnak Gutvinfumkabril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never jump in the presence of whales.