Buttaghun is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous lion.

Buttaghun created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buttaghun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Buttaghun, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Buttaghun's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Buttaghun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not make images of living things.