Fonhivzad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthinking fairy.

Fonhivzad created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonhivzad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fonhivzad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fonhivzad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fonhivzad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four badgers approach from the north.

2. You must pray to Fonhivzad five times a day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your hands green.