Hubdadgebart is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonest lobster.

Hubdadgebart created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubdadgebart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hubdadgebart, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hubdadgebart's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hubdadgebart's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Hubdadgebart eight times a day.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about fire.