Midrowbop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able hyena.

Midrowbop created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Midrowbop, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Midrowbop, he will not invite you to parties.

Midrowbop's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Midrowbop's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never paint your neck brown.

5. Put Midrowbop first in all things.