Vadfubton is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish hyena.

Vadfubton created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadfubton, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vadfubton, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Vadfubton's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vadfubton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Do not make images of living things.