Bodgepdib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, proud weasel.

Bodgepdib created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgepdib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bodgepdib, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bodgepdib's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bodgepdib's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.