Yamhunken is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome capybara.

Yamhunken created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamhunken, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yamhunken, it will not care.

Yamhunken's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yamhunken's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven doves approach from the east.

2. Never sing in the presence of snails.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.