Monstanneg is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, prudent fox.
Monstanneg created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in Monstanneg, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Monstanneg, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Monstanneg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Monstanneg's Holy Commandments
1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Monstanneg on top of all buildings.
3. Frogs are not to be trusted.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Monstanneg.
5. Never talk about cell theory.