Cepwadqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, caring zebra.

Cepwadqueeg created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cepwadqueeg, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cepwadqueeg, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cepwadqueeg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cepwadqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.