Futnullwad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-knowing fairy.

Futnullwad created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Futnullwad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Futnullwad, she will jump up and down on your head.

Futnullwad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Futnullwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Futnullwad.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.