Tadyimmap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient gorilla.

Tadyimmap created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadyimmap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tadyimmap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tadyimmap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tadyimmap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Put Tadyimmap first in all things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help eagles.