Capbafquill is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, contented rat.

Capbafquill created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capbafquill, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Capbafquill, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Capbafquill's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Capbafquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help turtles.