Homabyog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful fly.

Homabyog created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Homabyog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Homabyog, it will turn you into a sheep.

Homabyog's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Homabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. You must pray to Homabyog four times a day.

5. Retreat if five birds approach from the east.