Vidfadsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty crab.

Vidfadsaf created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidfadsaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vidfadsaf, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vidfadsaf's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Vidfadsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vidfadsaf.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never paint your arms cyan.