Sabdob is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic fish.

Sabdob created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sabdob, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabdob, he will think nothing of it.

Sabdob's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Sabdob must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sabdob.

4. Sabdob loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sabdob.