Gut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, generous aardvark.

Gut created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gut, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gut's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Always stare at clouds.