Komfarmip is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tiresome salamander.

Komfarmip created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfarmip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Komfarmip, she will be very unhappy.

Komfarmip's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Komfarmip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Komfarmip.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away from mauve manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat pineapples.