Midxucbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, proud snail.

Midxucbog created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Midxucbog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Midxucbog, it will not invite you to parties.

Midxucbog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Midxucbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.