Dibbonkhit Hatcidlist is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful dove.

Dibbonkhit Hatcidlist created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibbonkhit Hatcidlist, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dibbonkhit Hatcidlist, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dibbonkhit Hatcidlist's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dibbonkhit Hatcidlist's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dibbonkhit Hatcidlist on top of all buildings.