Cubnellster is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating goblin.

Cubnellster created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubnellster, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cubnellster, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cubnellster's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cubnellster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Cubnellster.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cubnellster on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.