Gadwitbastsawtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, wise pigeon.

Gadwitbastsawtarp created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Gadwitbastsawtarp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gadwitbastsawtarp, she will turn you into a plant.

Gadwitbastsawtarp's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gadwitbastsawtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gadwitbastsawtarp.