Rullfityarl is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless frog.

Rullfityarl created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfityarl, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullfityarl, he will turn you into a rock.

Rullfityarl's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rullfityarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest violet.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must love Rullfityarl.