Rawsandiss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty alligator.

Rawsandiss created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawsandiss, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawsandiss, he will turn you into a rock.

Rawsandiss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rawsandiss' Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Retreat if nine squirrels approach from the west.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rawsandiss.