Sterligdut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent cobra.

Sterligdut created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterligdut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sterligdut, he will jump up and down on your head.

Sterligdut's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sterligdut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Sterligdut on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Hide if six cats approach from the north.