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It takes the form of a very large, unfair jellyfish.

Wodarmgov created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodarmgov, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wodarmgov, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wodarmgov's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wodarmgov's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Do not drink alcohol.