Nurllidzod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust fairy.

Nurllidzod created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurllidzod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurllidzod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nurllidzod's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Nurllidzod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nurllidzod.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never wear red coats.