Hastikfag Wodhudved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, charitable crow.

Hastikfag Wodhudved created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hastikfag Wodhudved, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hastikfag Wodhudved, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hastikfag Wodhudved's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hastikfag Wodhudved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Hastikfag Wodhudved on top of all buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always obey Hastikfag Wodhudved's priests.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.