Gargupkopfar Basskiknak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive wren.

Gargupkopfar Basskiknak created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gargupkopfar Basskiknak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gargupkopfar Basskiknak, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gargupkopfar Basskiknak's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gargupkopfar Basskiknak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must pray to Gargupkopfar Basskiknak eight times a day.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never go into orange rooms.