Sidkadmum Loopfottik is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, selfish toad.

Sidkadmum Loopfottik created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Sidkadmum Loopfottik, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sidkadmum Loopfottik, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sidkadmum Loopfottik's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sidkadmum Loopfottik's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sidkadmum Loopfottik.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Always obey Sidkadmum Loopfottik's priests.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Do not drink alcohol.