Gabgatsandcemdossafken is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful troll.

Gabgatsandcemdossafken created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabgatsandcemdossafken, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gabgatsandcemdossafken, she will jump up and down on your head.

Gabgatsandcemdossafken's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gabgatsandcemdossafken's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gabgatsandcemdossafken.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about cherries.