Gedflylab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, humane eagle.

Gedflylab created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gedflylab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gedflylab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gedflylab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gedflylab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Hide if eight snails approach from the north.

5. Never hurt squirrels.