Wadminyikjon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, calm bee.

Wadminyikjon created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wadminyikjon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wadminyikjon, it will ignore you.

Wadminyikjon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Wadminyikjon's Holy Commandments

1. Wadminyikjon loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the south.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.