Dadzagdot is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish warg.

Dadzagdot created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dadzagdot, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadzagdot, she will laugh at you.

Dadzagdot's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dadzagdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. You must love Dadzagdot.