Stigsad Komragfub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind elephant.

Stigsad Komragfub created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigsad Komragfub, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stigsad Komragfub, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stigsad Komragfub's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Stigsad Komragfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always obey Stigsad Komragfub's priests.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about amino acids.