Guntettibapspagcitjen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful jackal.

Guntettibapspagcitjen created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guntettibapspagcitjen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Guntettibapspagcitjen, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Guntettibapspagcitjen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Guntettibapspagcitjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Worship no other gods but Guntettibapspagcitjen.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.