Loopcipbut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful dingo.

Loopcipbut created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Loopcipbut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Loopcipbut, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Loopcipbut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Loopcipbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never laugh in the presence of sheep.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.