Staflapzob is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, confident chinchilla.

Staflapzob created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Staflapzob, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Staflapzob, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Staflapzob's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Staflapzob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Do not take Staflapzob's name in vain.

5. You must pray to Staflapzob five times a day.