Rulhatlad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful mongoose.

Rulhatlad created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rulhatlad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rulhatlad, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Rulhatlad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rulhatlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat lentils.