Ciphudtun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent crane.

Ciphudtun created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciphudtun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ciphudtun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ciphudtun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ciphudtun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.