Fungamhap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unselfish cobra.

Fungamhap created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fungamhap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fungamhap, it will turn you into a frog.

Fungamhap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fungamhap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fungamhap.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Do not take Fungamhap's name in vain.