Bestmetfutdubquill is a god.

She takes the form of a large, dishonest wyvern.

Bestmetfutdubquill created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bestmetfutdubquill, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bestmetfutdubquill, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bestmetfutdubquill's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bestmetfutdubquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never jump in the presence of voles.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.
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