Ragwabnigdub is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, wise beaver.

Ragwabnigdub created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Ragwabnigdub, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ragwabnigdub, she will not invite you to parties.

Ragwabnigdub's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ragwabnigdub's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help swans.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Retreat if three rats approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.